Whoop! Whoop! Time to launch Club Platypus!

The East Side’s newest (only?) ”over 40” dance dungeon! They’ll be drinkies & danceables for all my favorite slow-motion party people.

Your job is to…

• Dance any way you still can: wiggle, waltz, hip sway… whatever shakes the bones loose. Yoga in motion? Sloth speed Irish step? Snail-paced break dancin’? It’s all gouda.

• Say hello to some new faces and smile at some old ones.

• Take a break from some of the yuk! we’ve faced the past 2-3 years, meet some good people, let go of your cares, and just bump and slide into the weekend. (*Studies show that partying early on Friday extends the weekend by a factor of 5.4.)

Dress for success: Funky fancy foolish fun. Sequins, boas, blazers, shorts, snorkels, tees, stilettos and sneakers welcome. It’s a dress-down glam jam! No wrong answers!

MEMBERS ENJOY FREE DRINKS
from our extremely limited but tastefully curated drink menu.

***SIGN UP HERE*** to let Ren know you’re coming.
(It helps. I’m a Capricorn rising doncha know.)

*Under 40s must be accompanied by a “post host” ––aka someone over 40. There are enough places for the youngin’s to bust a move! Haw. Haw.